I've Had It

Me trying to explain married men and married life is very confusing. People tell me every day that they don't understand what I'm saying. It's not because I don't speak English, it's because I don't know how to talk. Anal Adam feels he needs to speak for me because he feels no one understands what I'm trying to say, typical. Don't think that I discuss my anger with him in private. I'm that individual who fights with her husband in public places and embarrassing not only myself but all those around me. I hope to one day to grow up.

There is nothing exciting about a now 29-year-old living in Jackson, or is there? I've met many new friends during the course of time, 6 years, living in Jackson, MS, and several of them have asked the same question, "Does this happen to you often". YES it does!! Even though I have an anxiety issue, I still somehow maintain some form of sanity despite the complex occurences that happen to me in my life.

I'm so lucky with the friends I have, and, not to sound cocky, the amount of friends I have. One of my friends witnessed me getting shot at by a paint ball gun right by where my husband lived. It was so ridiculous! The 5ft woman officer arrived 45 minutes after I was shot at, and she wrote the report on her hand. The officer was Jackson Police Department, so I was shocked anyone even showed up. She said she would call me if they found the suspects, and I had to tell her she needed my number as she was leaving. Really?? No wonder we're like top 3 in murder per capita. The people protecting us are morons!!

My neighbor had a break-in in his outside shed, and another neighbor had someone steal their dog. What has the world come to?? Someone's dog?? The officer came to my house, and she told me to be proactive and get chains for my fence, shed, and porch. I looked straight at her and said, "What are you going to do?" Bless her, I had to ask twice before she understood what I was asking. She got pissed at me, probably because she had to actually work. She said that she was doing all she could by asking the victims to basically turn our houses into Alcatraz so these idiots couldn't steal our stuff. A friend of mine's house was continually getting broken in to. I think we should handle things like 3rd world countrys, and the criminals here should be thrown in a hole and never thought of again. I don't give a damn if anyone gets pissed at my opinion, because the only people against that idea are the ones who just hear about crime on TV.

I've about had it with criminals. They'll never read this because most of them don't have access to a computer, unless they stole it, and even then they don't know how to use it. I have a feeling that if any of my family or friends were violated, I would become one of those masked heros that beats the hell out of bad people during the night. I mean if you're rude to one of my friends, I'm not afraid to chew your butt out right then and there. I'm kind of a bad ass, in my own mind though.

Once this homeless man was trying to get into one of my friends cars while she was in there. I was armed with 2 TCBYs in each hand, and I started to yell at the schizophrenic possibly armed homeless man to step away from my friend's vehicle. Instead of killing me, he yells, "Screw you, I love Jesus". Maybe I am an intimidating 5'2 blonde woman ready to rid Jackson of crime. I accept the challenge, because, quite frankly, I've had it. If JPD wants to sit on their ass, then I'm just going to "self-defense" the hell out of myself. And if you see a masked creature in the night, run like hell because it's a bad guy and nobody going to do a damn thing about catching him/her!

If anyone's reading this and wants to become a superhero or at least an advocate for getting people off their ass and doing their job please let me know. I'm willing to kick some ass!