What Month Is It?

So recently I've been trying extra hard to be positively positive, and I've about had it. This month I have been in Memphis every week, and one week I was in training in Indianapolis. Indianapolis is a place where I would die happy if I never had to go back. The people there don't have friends. The city has individuals, I call Onesies, running around scaring the shit out of other people. My friend BB and I were walking to Forever 21 and we were almost attacked by a couple of Onesies. The Onesies need to go to a local fast food, clothing, or Goodwill store and get a damn job!!! BB had to show me that one Onesy wasn't pregnant needing money, she just shoved a bunch of crap up her shirt. What a slut!! I totally fell for it!

While we were at training, we did go home and study every night. I tried to, but people peer pressured me to go out. The last night we went to eat at this awesome restaurant. Some chose to go home and get ready for our presentation the next day. Some chose a different path that led to bowling with alcohol and karaoke with alcohol. You can only guess where I was peer pressured into going.

Let me just say that I hope my bowling skills never indicate how I will succeed in life. I bowled a 27 TOTAL my first round. If you don't know anything about bowling, people who miss thier turn several times do better than that. WTF!! I will say I think I may have redeemed myself at karaoke. I sang "F* You" by Cee Lo the first song, and the crowd went wild. The second song I got cocky (alcohol induced), and I sang "Can Anybody Find Me Somebody to Love" by Queen. Not really sure why I continued. Could I just have been the one hit wonder? Lesson learned: stop while ahead.

So I'm back home, and I'm drinking wine watching "Predator 2". Life really doesn't get much better than this. When I get done with my job, I like to ache from laying around too much. I think most people feel that way but are afraid to admit it. I, also, think I tell myself that because I am one of the laziest people on the planet. Positive Point: tomorrow is Friday, laying on my couch is at my fingertips!